Monday, January 25, 2010
OMG SLUT!
(After drunkenly counting how many guys she's made out with IN HER LIFE, this college girl orates): "Stop it you guys! I am not a slut! I was at a bar last night and this man asked me to suck his dick. But I like told him no, because I'm not a slut!"
-overheard in dorm room
Monday, January 4, 2010
Global....Cooling??
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
OMG TIGHTS!
"I sometimes think that tights will make my legs jiggle, but I don't think they let your legs jiggle. I mean, isn't that why they're called tights?"
-Some ridiculous mallrat yesterday
Labels:
ARE YOU SERIOUS,
Deep Thoughts,
EPIC FAIL,
WOW,
You Have A Problem
Sunday, December 20, 2009
OMG TEEFSS!!
OMG! HAIR EMERGENCY!
Thursday, December 17, 2009
OMG THIS ONE TIME, THERE WAS THIS BLACK KID IN MY CLASS...
"Okay, this is how I feel about affirmative action... it's like... so I went to this really, really well known prep school right? It's like hard to get in and stuff... but then they decided to let this black kid in one year, right? And he was SO dumb... so like, I don't understand, you know?"
- Anonymous white girl in a philosophy class. Of course you don't.
- Anonymous white girl in a philosophy class. Of course you don't.
Labels:
ARE YOU SERIOUS,
Black People,
Class Discussion,
Deep Thoughts,
Ignorance,
OUT OF LINE,
RACIST,
WOW
OMG Mexicans!
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